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Ghost: Nothing in life is free.

Horangi: Love is free!

Konig: Adventure is free.

Soap: Knowledge is free.

Roach: Everything is free if you take it without paying

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Ghost: Good morning.

Horangi: Good morning.

Konig: Good morning.

Soap: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Roach: MORNING MOTHEFU-

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Horangi: Konig and I don’t use pet names.

Ghost: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Horangi: Honey?

Konig: Yes, dear?

Horangi:

Ghost: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Horangi, negotiating with Konig: We have Ghost. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Ghost: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Horangi:

Ghost: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–Horangi: GHOST STOP

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Horangi, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Konig: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

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Horangi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Konig: You’re a hazard to society

Ghost: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Roach: What did you get Soap for their birthday? Konig: I got them a kitten. Roach: Really? Me too! Ghost: I also got them a cat. Gaz: Looks like we had the same idea. Konig: Horangi, please tell me you didn't get Soap a cat as well! Horangi: ...I got them a kitten. *later* Soap, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

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Soap: Where is everyone? Konig: Ghost had a nervous collapse, Roach is looking after them, Gaz is trying to kill Horangi, so I’m in charge. Soap: Oh my god! Konig: I know, right?

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Konig: The floor is lava! Soap: *helps Roach onto the counter* Ghost: *kicks Gaz off the sofa* Horangi: *lays on the floor* Konig: ...Are you okay? Horangi: No.

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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together* Horangi: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! Gaz: Hostile takeover? Ghost: Genocide? Soap: Steal everything! Horangi: No, I meant- Konig: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! Roach: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! Horangi: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… Konig: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. Roach: Agreed.

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Konig, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Gaz: Then perish. Roach: You will. Horangi: Please don’t. Ghost: Cool. Soap: I’d die for you first.

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*when the Squad drops food* Horangi: Eh, oh well. Konig: FIVE-SECOND RULE! Roach: F***! Gaz: *just gets more food* Ghost: *drops to their knees and mourns the food* Soap: *eats the food off the ground* '

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Soap: You know, when Gaz comes over, Konig can get a little… Ghost: Psycho? Horangi: Scary? Roach: Drunk? Soap: All three.

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I redesigned my character Blue.