accepting applications

Good dick has you like “did you see the emperor of mankind may have moved?”

Good luck drugging me assholes

Me and my boyfriend going to a orgy just to commentate like Statler and Waldorf

What If you see someone reading house of leaves in a bikini by the pool

“You need a content partner? 😏” buddy I need a fucking break

My boyfriend is in the habit of just jacking off into my ass crack when I’m sleeping now and that’s fine but i always am waking up wet and confused

I need my pool to open so I can tan and read by the pool

Who I gotta blow for a fine tailored pair of flared jeans

How do you nicely tell your boyfriend he needs to get more game

I’m so bored! How is everyone tonight?? I streamed some and watched tv after work but I drank a lot of caffeine so I still have energy

Sleeping to the top just for the love of the game