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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

MOVE IDIOT

a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset

you can’t have sex with someone who finds you attractive because they only want to sleep with you because of how attracted they are to you which is coercion

guy who goes to a birthday party and shazams the happy birthday song. guy who goes to the apple store adn uses find my iphone to find one thats right for him. no that ones not good. anyway. guy who drowns in the gene pool. guy who fixes breakcore. guy who gets kicked out of the hallmark aisle for counting cards. okay thats enough im going to end the post now. make sure to unfollow and block

Did u fucking see that

'just a reminder to reblog posts! tumblr isnt like other sites where likes boost visibility' i don't care if your post gets visibility or not. hope this helps. if you want me to reblog it try posting better.