basically my junk closet

he has a way smaller everything tbh

I removed Crocodile from the poll because i ran out of space and the last time i made a poll like this it only got two votes and both votes were for Crocodile

i love the variety. of the top five most breedable op men...

... that being said-

I removed Crocodile from the poll because i ran out of space and the last time i made a poll like this it only got two votes and both votes were for Crocodile

i love the variety. of the top five most breedable op men...

... that being said-

I removed Crocodile from the poll because i ran out of space and the last time i made a poll like this it only got two votes and both votes were for Crocodile

I colorsed her :)

i think this may have been a writing request but u get a drawing instead. hits them with the womb blaster

ok so i think the most difficult part of drawing daemon aside from the. everything. is the hair? but that doesnt matter anymore. cause im horny

ok i don't know which blog to post this on but i finally came up with a beast form for apollyne

omg hey pookieeeee u read my mind

I'm Pregging the Shower, Here's Headcanons about It

- i once had this abomination called an Icecream Hotdog - exactly what it sounds like, ice cream with all of the hotdog toppings - he'd crave things along that vein. A lot of diner-esque food with a ✨️fun✨️ twist. oh, and shampoo.

- the only time he has ever been able to hit a high D was when the baby kicked mid-belt. and no, he's never been able to do it again.

- he'd still try and be a gentleman, offering his soggy letterman and rushing to open doors for you even he's in the waddling stage

- i feel like Duke becomes protective, which came as a shock since he wasn't the cuddly type before he got pregnant

- he gets emotional thinking about his family

- has to think of all-new choreography since his belly keeps him from swinging his hips

- (cw: vomit) this is gross, but we know from holly's storyline that objects just vomit more objects, so his morning sickness manifests in coughing up soap bubbles

- i feel like he'd really like massages, especially his lower back

- the baby has a Thousand nicknames

omg your miiiiiinnndddd

like he himself doesn't know until he feels the contractions

he just thought he had a few too many paperweights, maybe a few wads of tangled headphones

honestly might edit one fic of the objects in the office helping Chance through labor to Jerry. like imagine mac googling his symptoms and being like "forgive the forwardness, but Jerry, were you sexually active around 8-9 months ago?" and him getting flustered. Him getting clocked in the head with "I think you might be pregnant, or atleast will be for a little bit".