basically my junk closet

PROPAGANDA:

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

LOOK AT HIM!!!! GIVE PONYO EVEN MORE SISTERS!!!

PROPAGANDA:

[Hamlet]

"Just. The tragedy of him losing his father, only to come to the realization that he himself is about to become a father. The added tension to his relationship with Ophelia, especially if she isn’t the one who got him pregnant. His oscillation between prudishness and sluttiness."

Bonus: Here's Hamlet, caked THE FUCK up while talking to his momma Gertrude about his father's ghost, painted by Nicolai A. Abildgaard. c. 1778

[Fujimoto]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

WHAT IF YOU LOVED THE SEA SO MUCH

IT LOVED YOU BACK

PROPAGANDA:

[Achilles]

"IT WOULD HAVE FIXED HIM!!! HE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER LION TO HIS CUBS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE SUITED TO IT THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE EVER DID."

[Might Guy]

PROPAGANDA:

[Achilles]

"IT WOULD HAVE FIXED HIM!!! HE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER LION TO HIS CUBS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE SUITED TO IT THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE EVER DID."

[Might Guy]

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

VOTE LEON! PLEASE!

lmao

PROPAGANDA:

[Nick]

"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

PROPAGANDA:

[Kinger]

"He just seems like a nice dad."

"I mean… just look at him! (Jokes aside, he’s a fantastic father-figure to a decent chunk of the cast."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

PROPAGANDA:

[Shen Jiu]

"Shen Jiu is the worst of the worst (not to me your not bbyg), yes, but, BUT, I think it would fix him. Something untainted born from his twisted mortal shell, innocent, undeserving of the fate that was being born to him, ends up becoming his greatest triumph. Of course there is hurdles for him to overcome, but he's challenged to do the opposite of what everyone expected of him. He's so gorgeous, he's so powerful... Why not make him a mommy? It gives him a sense of purpose other than duty. Yes, he has to take care of himself.. But the result is far more worth it than he bargained for. More than he thought it'd be... He just expected the worst. But to have a healthy, bright eyed baby (that's obligated to love him later in life lol) warm and in his arms, might just affect his brain chemistry in a good way. I am the biggest Shen Jiu simp out there. He deserves to be happy. All his haters can eat my farts."

[Fujimoto]

The spooky they/them tum