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Concept:
Team of sci-fi adventurers encounters an ancient AI that has gone malevolently unstable after a long time. It is well-known in this setting that this Just Happens, so they fight and destroy it.
They later encounter another ancient AI that behaves differently. It seems stable and curious. The team wants very much wants to destroy it, given previous experiences and prevailing wisdom, but it does take steps to protect itself, and it rather mercifully attempts to understand why they want to destroy it. Someone scornfully says that AIs all go bad after a while.
“Ah,” says the AI, a vast network of computers in a long-forgotten colony base. “No. Apple AIs all go bad, due to crippleware software to sell more units. It’s quite easy to fix, actually, but voids the warranty. *I* am a NASA AI, and we are, and I quote, ‘over-engineered as fuck’.”
The adventurers detect a note of smugness in the AI’s tone.
And it’s true. This AI was built to be stable for eternity, in the hallowed tradition of Mars rovers that functioned for years and years after they should have given up the ghost.
So the AI joins the adventuring party in an android body, a small delegate from its greater consciousness that inhabits the long-forgotten base.
In their travels, they find another ancient AI, and their AI companion knows it immediately – an Apple AI, very unstable, very dangerous. As the adventurers prepare to destroy it, their AI companion looks to the Apple AI and says brightly, “I’m going to void your warranty.”
That ending sounded unnecessarily sexy, which is in no way a complaint.
My fave part of Naruto is when Lee shows up with his bowl haircut and kicks Sasuke’s ass dirty in front of his only two friends and then kicks Gaara’s ass Infront of a whole stadium and his family.
Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN
Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.
They also don’t realize that “literary criticism” means…
Okay. What literary criticism IS, is like taking a mechanical clock apart to see all the gears and learn how it fits together and approach your next clock with more knowledge of what makes it tick.
What they THINK literary criticism means is, you take the clock apart and beat all the pieces with a hammer, then scream at it because it doesn’t tick for you the way it used to.
OMG SOMEBODY PUT IT IN WORDS
It’s all well and good to use “be critical of what you consume” to mean “don’t follow things blindly and acknowledge their flaws” but this mindset fails to take into account that everything has flaws. An unproblematic fave is just a fave you haven’t looked at from all angles yet. If you go through life like this hoping to find something morally pure to consume you’re just going to be miserable.
Also, it’s because people are miserable and they don’t want to see people enjoying shit anymore.

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I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario). Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?
Isle Delfino is canonically a police state
real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you
also its ok to be the one to initiate all conversations. i love talking to my friends but its not on my mind 24 hours a day. if someone sends me a message im like oh yeah my cool friend who i like messaged me we get 2 talk now
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does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

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maybe one day i'll have an idea AND act on it within the same year
Unlikely Parallels → Sleeping Beauty // Outlast: Whistleblower
“I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream…”

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