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@vangoghtobed
me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

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haha wow that was my first post in............................ forever
still tryna fight thru the bad feels tbh
I really like your 'Fear the Beast' story! I like how you portrayed the Stan twin's fighting and the parts that show they still care for each other. Will you be writing more soon?
this............... was a very nice ask to receive thank u so much anon, idk who u are but this means a lot for real
to be honest, my muse is kinda lost for that story. i wrote most of the second part out, but i’m having a lot of trouble with getting it finished and edited and yadda yadda
hoPEFULLY i can finish it soon, but yeah....... idk. i’ll keep trying but i can’t promise anything.
ANYWAYS
BACK TO PANICKED SCREECHING
I AM IN HELL
WHOOOOOO GAVE ME THE RIGHT
TO GET BACK INTO ANIME HELL
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE I THOUGHT THE WAR WAS OVER
I WAS SO WRONG I AM S O R R Y
ari speaks!!!!
back from the grave~~~
for anyone who was wondering where i’ve been. this is just me talking about my feelings and blah blah blah so feel free to ignore

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i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”
i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly
the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you
Future historians are gonna hate us
So like… Am I the only one freaked out that both Stan can do a near-perfect imitation of each other’s voice ?
Like. Can you imagine ? Stan, all of a sudden switching to Ford’s to confuse the kids. Maybe using it as an advantage over the phone to make them believe Ford’s here so he can make him say whatever he wants.
Or having an argument with Ford, you know, those imature arguments where you (normally very badly) imitate the other’s voice to mock their words ? And they BOTH do it, and you don’t even know who’s talking anymore.
Stan talking with Ford’s voice for no reason. Just to tick him off when they’re on a cold war. So Ford responds to that by using Stan’s voice. That can last for days (usually until Ford’s throat start hurting too much)
Also, before NWHS. Each other talking to themselves on a fake conversation, by using the other’s voice (which might explain why both had a wrong picture of the other). Sometimes they'angry and resentful, sometimes they give it a happy ending. Sometimes they just replay actual memories. Those from those two fateful nights, or happier ones.
Ford talking in Stan’s voice to help him recover his memories more easily.
Ford talking in Stan’s voice, hoping to comfort the kids better after a rough day, or a nightmare.
Darn it wasn’t supposed to get angsty.
Find happiness here
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Get your shit together
*from my regular blog*
Justin Trudeau showing off his upper body strength #bae
Via Mashable
At this point, Canada is just trolling us.
Canada won the leader lottery and Australia is stuck with yet another old white guy whose name I can’t remember.
@the-larry-ship-sails
The Prime Minister of Canada ladies and gentlemen - aka “Don’t Cha Wish Your Leader was Hot like Me?’

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Mabel and every sweater she has ever worn
What an angel!
✨ “Step right up to the Mystery Shack, folks!!!!” ✨
A typical Wednesday afternoon spent drawing the Grunkle!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 THE MYSTERY SHACK TOURS MUST HAVE BEEN SO F UN (when you weren’t getting swindled out of everything you own!! 😂😂😂)
Is Brooklyn99 as diverse/politically aware as ppl say it is
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
protag is a jewish man (played by a jewish actor) who is a clear feminist and also socked a homophobe in the nose that one time
4/7 main cast is poc
2/3 main female characters are latina, and their race is mentioned and acknowledged without ever becoming a joke or just used as a plot point
the man in the highest position of power of the main cast is a black gay man and the show actually talks about and highlights the discrimination he faces
shows many strong and healthy m/f friendships that never hint at one wanting to bang the other or any romantic/sexual subtext
the main antagonist, who is a white misogynistic male who makes racist and sexist comments in most episodes he’s in, is heavily villainized and nothing he says (or the equivalent from any other character on the show) is ever put in a good light
it’s just really feminist and really politically aware for a hugely popular comedy show
there’s probably more that i’m forgetting it’s really early here
ok I want u guys to do this cool thing we did in class today: list in order of what u like best: tiger, horse, cow, monkey, and sheep. describe each of these in one word: dog, cat, rat, ocean, and coffee. write down one person u actually know that u associate the color with: yellow, orange, red, white, and green. and then let me know when ur done so I can tell u what it means!!!!!!!
ok so !! this is what u value most to least: tiger is pride, cow is career, monkey is money, sheep is love, and horse is family. this is what u just described: dog is your personality, cat is your partner/best friend’s personality, rat is ur enemy, ocean is how u want ur life to be, and coffee is how u view sex. this is how u view these people: yellow is someone who will never forget u, orange is someone u consider a real true friend, red is someone u love, white is your soulmate, and green is someone you will remember all your life.
thank u for playing!!
@punkgoghh

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▲▽▲ Dipper Pines △▼△
UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad
Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God
That satisfied dad laugh at the end
@vangoghtobed
I CANT BELIEVE THIS