Painless...

The Final Girls cast [x]

Nina Dobrev scaring Alexander Ludwig :)   [x]

Alexander Ludwig, Claire Holt, Nina Dobrev, and Emma Roberts

spn women + colours // anna milton // green

I don’t make promises I can’t keep.

You know what the definition of castration is, don't you? I wasn't joking, I will cut off your premature penis, kid.

I'm not kidding kid, no erections... I mean exceptions.

But, now that you mention it... I'm only okay with holding hands, hugging, and the occasional kiss on the cheek. Anything else is an instant plea for castration. 

No, I think it’s amusing that the person who threatened to slit my eyelids in half so that I’m unable to blink while you strip me of every inch of my skin and to shove my spleen right through my spinal cord is freaking out over the death of some dumb dog on a movie.

-- i'll be capable of much worse if you don't wipe that smirk off.

Wait, you’re talking about a movie? You are freaking out…over a movie?

You think it's amusing to make innocent people sit through the death of a golden lab?

How is that even allowed in production?

No -- no. This type of torture shouldn't even be Legal.

I’m schizophrenic… it’s expected, if anything. Besides, I trust you. And if you double-cross me… I’ve always wanted to stab you in the throat with a pen. Maybe windpipe. Then you couldn’t talk.

Besides, if you ever can't breathe through your mouth, that's what you're supposed to do to live.

And then I realized it wasn’t really there.

Aizelle, seeing things isn't good, especially not here. I wouldn't tell people.