I Didn’t Mean To Fall

love girls. eat bread. live

mike’s soft lemonade

mike’s tender lemonade

mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade

honestly aziraphale is living every one of my dreams. is very gay, lives in a bookshop where he actually just stores his books instead of really selling them, doesn't need sleep so he can read all night, knows how to swordfight and does nothing all day but eats at fancy restaurants and strolls through the park with his soulmate who loves him dearly

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios at night and can’t fall asleep*

men cowards. women sexy and brave. tiddy deflect damage.

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper