Old As Balls

JONATHAN BAILEY for The Tonight Show (Nov. 2025)

kids, don’t drink and bike!

Gregory Peck, c.1946-47

Gentleman’s Agreement (1947)

Blindspotting (2018) dir. Carlos López Estrada

Blindspotting (2018) dir. Carlos López Estrada

Is 46 too - too old for you then? What, to live to? No…You know. Yeah I know.

No excuse. I’ll show you when we get home. | Legion | Season 3 | Episode 6

Film-makers Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett said that Dan Stevens’ shirtless scene was one of the most important scenes in the movie because they knew it was going to be a major selling point and a sure-fire trailer shot and they spent more time shooting this scene than any other. Director Adam Wingard said that he “wanted to sexually objectify and fetishize Dan Stevens’ shirtless body” in this shot as it went with the playful nature of the movie where the audience was subversively being asked to ogle at body of the bad boy character. The film-makers scheduled that scene as late as possible because they wanted Stevens’ body in “optimum condition”. In preparation for that scene, Stevens shaved his chest and tanned his body so that all his muscle definition could be seen. In addition, Wingard said that to deepen the muscle definition even further, the trainers had Stevens do a trick where “he did not consume any food or water for a day, and then just before the shot, he drank a diet coke and did 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups”. This tightened up his muscles and made his veins stand out giving him the super-ripped appearance that the film-makers wanted. The shot was then subsequently used in all the trailers and publicity materials for the film.

The Guest (2014) dir. Adam Wingard

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

Come break some hearts now, tear them out Filing for amusements with the crowd