Dumpster Fire

I made him a softcore aesthetic and I now unironically like the idea of soft frank

“i wanna tell you a story real quick, this is something that happened to me two nights ago. so i’m on the loading dock and i’m stretching, right? i’m doing my stretches, stretching my legs, stretching my arms and this loader, this local loader guy goes: ‘hey everybody, look! it’s david cassidy!’ do you guys have any idea who david cassidy is? alright well let me tell you something. besides the fact that we both have fabulous, fabulous hair, there is one big difference between me and david cassidy: I SUCK WAY MORE DICK THAN THAT GUY! alright, let me hear all the boys in the audience, this song is just for the boys. don’t be afraid of me, don’t be shy, i’m not gonna suck YOU off. LET ME HEAR THE BOYS! BECAUSE THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN BEATING YOUR ASSES ALL NIGHT, LET ME HEAR THE BOYS! ALRIGHT BOYS, DO YOU WANNA BECOME MEN? DO YOU WANNA BECOME MEN? then let me see you all taking your fucking shirts off. get em off, get em off, you don’t even need em just give em to me. give me all your fucking shirts, GIVE ME ALL YOUR SHIRTS! YOU DONT NEED EM! IF YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING ANIMAL GIVE ME THOSE SHIRTS! AAH AAH NOW SWING EM! AAH AHH AHH AHH 1, 2, 3, 4! ...in the middle of a gunfight”

What three you picking??

tagging: @otakuchild223 @unorthodoxsavvy @polyamorouspunk @spooky-systems @angiethewitch @existentialvoidofexistence @teddybear3799 @cabinetqueer anyone else who would like to do this!!

@cringeking @toesuckler-but-spooky @disobeybinary [i dont remember what your main is srry] and anyone else who would like to do this. i dont have rlly have any mutuals who are that active lol

nyeh

@menherapiers @scarierthanaveragelake1312 @enbydenki n all of da rest of my mutuals/ppl who wana do it lolol ^^

tagging @ghost-butch @emieks and ne1 else that wants to! :D

I’ll tag uhh @my-remical-chomance and any1 else who wants to !

I’ll tag @anmcrtist and whoever else wants to do it !!

No, this isn’t an exaggeration, I am actually that pale. I’m not even joking. Anyways, I’ll tag… Hmm… @im-the-master-of-the-wicket @skeleton-gutzz @i-am-thevoid !

Me :))

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