Identifying leftist blogs
âď¸refers to anyone they think is a liberal as being in a âfandomâÂ
âď¸is ok with some Democrats but doesnât âtrustâ Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren specifically for some reason
âď¸âmodern Democrats would have been far right Republicans in the 1950sâ
âď¸âObamacare was a right-wing plan and Democrats could have passed single payer in 2009 but didnât because of their donorsâ
âď¸ hates âidentity politicsâ and thinks the white working class is just waiting for someone to talk to them into socialism  Â
âď¸ uses âliberalâ as an insult (may or may not use the âshut up liberalâ meme)
âď¸ uses âliberalâ to mean anything from a DSA member to an avowed fascist
âď¸ makes posts about how liberals love the electoral college, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos, and canât stop talking about Harry Potter Â
âď¸ thinks the Overton Window is a well-respected political science theory, and that talking about socialism/communism a lot on social media can make it a reality
âď¸ believes Hillary Clinton staged a coup in Honduras
âď¸ believes Hillary Clinton owned slaves
âď¸ hates liberals more than fascists, but itâs ok because liberals are the *real* fascistsÂ
âď¸ âhire đđź more đđźwomen đđźguardsâ
âď¸ thinks Russian interference is irrelevant because Clinton was a terrible candidate, also because America has done worse
âď¸ uncritically reblogs tweets by Glenn Greenwald, Adam Johnson, Michael Tracey, Matt and Elizabeth Bruenig, and Existential Comics
âď¸ supports prison and police abolition and mocks anyone who has concerns about violent crime
âď¸ has been involved in multiple, vicious arguments with tumblr leftists with somewhat different ideologies
âď¸ hypermasculine fantasies of fighting fascists in the streets despite rarely leaving their bedrooms
âď¸ anti gun control, repeats NRA talking points but also references the Black Panthers
âď¸ âvoting is the least important thing you can do, politicallyâÂ
âď¸ uncritical support for Assad and the DPRKÂ
âď¸ Holodomir denialism and USSR fetishism
âď¸ âAmerica delenda estâ
0-2: Confused âLiberalâ. This person is probably mostly apolitical but they followed berniesrevolution in 2016 and picked up some misinformation along the way. Not part of leftist tumblr and often confused by what they see on their dash. Has reblogged many misleading, unsourced net neutrality posts.Â
3-9: Are you even a leftist, bro? This person voted for Bernie in the 2016 primaries, may have held their nose and voted for Clinton in the general (and is forever resentful because of it), or voted third party. Still believes in electoral politics. Wants desperately to be accepted by leftist tumblr and never will be.
10-15: Anarcho-primi-full-luxury-commu-tumblrist. This person was raised by conservatives and decided that everything sucks and nothing can be salvaged sometime in 2016. Refuses to read the news. Will be a libertarian by 2025.
16-21: Thomas the Tankie Engine. 95% chance this blog is run by a white middle class person who admires authoritarian strongmen, has never lived in a communist country, and hates anyone who did.
22 and up: Troll. Some of these are mutually exclusive positions.Â