She/her

You know how there’s that TV trope of guys thinking of their granny in a bikini in order to not “arrive” early in a lady’s uh presence? Well when I read that scene I assumed it was Edward’s version of that but instead of “arriving” it was murdering Bella in cold blood. Furthermore, you cannot convince me Edward was not calculating the fish to bird population on Isle Esme while they were getting it on for the first time.

You know how there’s that TV trope of guys thinking of their granny in a bikini in order to not “arrive” early in a lady’s uh presence? Well when I read that scene I assumed it was Edward’s version of that but instead of “arriving” it was murdering Bella in cold blood. Furthermore, you cannot convince me Edward was not calculating the fish to bird population on Isle Esme while they were getting it on for the first time.

the thing is with rochester and jane is that they're insane best friends. like it's easy to call rochester weird but you cannot make an adaptation of jane eyre where you don't establish the fact the reason rochester falls for jane in the first place and why they bridge that huge gap they have in terms of age and experience is that she's the only one out there that's as weird and offputting as he is. that's literally mr and mrs bozo

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reblog with your favorite scene from twilight,, personally mine is when charlie swan