Pretty Little Vampire Slayer

Instead of remaking good movies and shows, they should look into what made these media so good and make new ones that follow the same formulas. We don’t want a Tangled remake but we would love a new Rapunzel retelling that doesn’t try to replicate the Disney version. One that only takes inspiration from it to create its vibe and whimsy while telling a whole new version of the story. Nobody asked for a Mean Girls remake/musical in 2024, but I’m sure a lot of people would love new movies with the same vibe that tell new stories with new characters, new humor and new iconic lines that will be remembered twenty years later. We don’t necessarily need a Buffy The Vampire Slayer revival (though we’re open to the idea) but there’s so many cool book series about the supernatural and Chosen Ones that deserve to be adapted on screen with just as much wit and passion, by new talented showrunners that have yet to be discovered!

On one hand, I can understand not wanting to see any more period movies with actors who are wearing modern makeup or whose faces have obviously been redone (I don’t believe people naturally have ‘iPhone faces’ because natural faces are timeless no matter what they look like). But on the other hand, I feel like people are doing too much with the discourse surrounding the Odyssey casting.

Brother Bear is actually so messed up. Like, imagine you’re a happy, cheerful child waiting for your mom to come back and you befriend someone whom you soon start seeing as a potential new family member, only for said friend to confess to you that he murdered your mom.

Whoever at Google decided that all of your personal mailboxes should automatically be merged together deserves to have their pillows be warm at all times. Like, I have multiple email adresses for a REASON. I should NOT see notifications for my job applications in the same mailbox I use for my socials.

People calling a normal, realistic male body a ‘dad bod’ will never fail to make me cringe, especially when it’s about men in their 20s. Or heck, even a fat male body. Or men in their 30s or 40s, like… As if having a certain amount of fat was exclusive to dads.

Haven’t seen anything Gelphie on my dashboard in a while.

I may be obsessed with things that frustrate me (the wasted potential of Disney live action remakes, the lost potential of Pretty Little Liars and the bad writing of some vampire media) but this is and always will be better than being obsessed with football to the point where I go outside to scream in the streets and put trees on fire.