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Ive been randomly redesigning some of my Old Homestuck OCs, including making almost completely new ones to replace old ones, and this fucker is one of em. and he changed the LEAST from all the others. Sorry tho for the few people out there taht follow me for a little amount of posts recently, that just happens with me and how i bee

BUT UHH MORE ABOUT THIS STUPID GUY

His whole deal is being a troll romance dating coach. And being the biggest fucking Himbo imaginable, never trust him with any sort of advice he is just too STUPID and CRIES at the ounce of rejection

Okay thats all for him. He has a ref and stuff, but I have been waiting to finish the WHOLE troll lineup before posting it which IS ALMOST DONE but is also why i probably havent been posting much Also been working on FINALLY setting up my toyhouse shit after leaving it to rot for a year and a half, so uhhh if you wanna look at the trolls SO FAR, and any of my other ocs that i have public that is head on over to HERE VVV MY TOYHOUSE

Sorry for those out there expecting more fan content, but due to how I cycle through different types of work constantly, YOOU will have to bare through some of my insidious ORIGINAL CONTENT! OOooOoOOoOO !! SCARRRYY !!!

UP CURRENTLY FOR YOUR VIEWING is Doctor Levi, or just Levi considering he has become a enemy of the state, and had his license revoked ages ago. Why was he created? What for? FUNNY YOU ASKED, TOTALLY UNPROMPTED VIEWER WHO IS FOR SOME REASON READING MY OC RANTS! Levi was created off the original basis of the movie The Fly, or what I vaguely know of it because of pop culture references of it in my childhood since.... I wanna wait to watch it with my GF and not just for a insane OC okay let me COOK

THE MAIN DIFFERENCE FROM LEVI THOUGH, Is that 1, his ASSISTENT was the one to first test the machine, and 2, REALIZING HE HAD THE NOWHERE KING'S LEVEL OF PLAYING GOD ABILITIES, went a little crazy and over board and now we are here !! :DD OF COURSE theres more to that, but I won't go into FULL detail till it's ironed out yunnoo, BUUT point is, he's insane, and may or may not have various creature DNA inside of him! And the only one YOU will know is the urchin cause of how spikey he is :))

BUT WITH THAT, MY RANT IS OVER, AND I BID YOU VIEWER FAREWELL, AND EXPECT THIS TO FLOP DUE TO BEING NOT FAN WORK! okay bAIIIIIIIIII

Disassembly Drone "D", also known as "Doomer" as he named himself, is a drone that is quite full of himself, and trying to "look cool", as he had carved """ Beard Marks """ into his face to look manly, and uses a e-cigarette he found off a dead human he only uses as a accessory.

OUT OF CHARACTER NOW, decided to expand on this stupid fuck, especially after the previous reception I got from my other Murder Drone's fan stuff albeit OCs BUT I AM HAVING FUN OKAY BESIDES, look where Doomer is now :)))

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM?? WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE BACK OF A PREVIOUS GUY WITHOUT HIS LEGS AND MULTIPLE OF HIS SYSTEMS DOWN BESIDES HAVING A FUCKING MAGNET STUCK ON HIS HEAD???

First up, a COWBOY LICH, which is a LOONNNG overdue redesign and overhaul of a OOLLLD OC of mine that had been needing it for a while, so this go ahead he is now a variant of lich, not the exact same, but still one nonetheless.

AND LAST UP [for this post] is "LARK" which is DEFINITELY his VERY real name and not something he made up. LARK HERE is a silly goober who despite having a wack ass time ability can't ever seem to keep track of TIME the fucking dunce, and wears the most odd things like his best friend [a fucking Tamagotchi], googles indoors for god knows what reason, and some monkey tail.

Though actually elaborating on Lark, and his abilities, he has both a time, and weather ability. Summed up first, the weather ability lets him alter the weather, but he really only uses it to sleep on clouds, or travel around on you guessed it, clouds, but the time ability isn't what you'd probably expect. How it works is simple, you can look vaguely a bit into the future by seeing a different realities outcome which can be unreliable at times, but where it gets juice is the fate swap ability that comes with it.

Fate swapping is simple, it is where you simply swap your fates with someone else, either to escape death, or idk you got bored, but here's where it gets juicy for balancing reasons. When swapping, your age, and well BODY will change to the persons age you swapped to, effectively swapping you back and fourth in your timeline in fate, and because of it becoming older, somewhere in your fate you could of lost a arm, or a eye, or have even died which makes it risky already. But where the extra fun confusing bit comes in is when you also take into account your body isn't from THIS point of time in you are actually in, so you can NO LONGER predict, at least for your body, or reliably what happens to you, or to even KNOW what point in time you could of lost your arm, or eye until you experience it.

Average day in Nevada for Samuel [ the og meme ]