By Carlo Ancelotti

GOALKEEPERS

ALISSON, EDERSON, WEVERTON

DEFENDERS

ALEXSANDRO, BREMMER, DANILO LUIZ, DOUGLAS SANTOS, GABRIEL MAGALHÃES, IBANEZ, LEO PEREIRA, MARQUINHOS, WESLEY

MIDFIELDERS

BRUNO GUIMARÃES, CASEMIRO, DANILO, FABINHO, LUCAS PAQUETÁ

ATTACKERS

We need a new coach who isn't José Mourinho (a racist man, who is washed btw and simply cannot take us back to winning ways), we need to seriously sell Mendy cause what is that guy doing there other than receiving a salary and getting injured (looking at you also Militão...you are on THIN ice).

We NEED to fire the majority of the staff in the medical and physical prep department, and get real professionals in place that are working with the most advanced sports science so that our players can actually play for longer periods in a healthy manner and not die every other match.

WE NEED (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) to buy a whole new defense. We cannot keep doing this game of relying on Rudiger being ok to play (see how that fucking backfired this szn).

We play between 55 and 65 matches every season and we don't have squad depth to make it through HALF of those. We're ALWAYS improvising ppl. and GUESS WHAT it used to work when you had Fede doing any job needed and Toni to hold the midfield but we do NOT have that anymore. It was ALWAYS a short term solution.

And no, we do not need to sell Vini or Fede. But we DO need them to step up as leaders (especially looking at you Federico.............). And Jude....idek, get back into reality, my man.

It's almost like being trophyless for two years should wake these motherfuckers up, and YET....AND YET!!!!!!!!!

We all know that a team is besties while winning. They were all suuuper dupper best friends forever when we were winning UCLs.