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MDNI!!!!
this is a freaky blog, we freaky 🤷
honestly probably won't write anything, and will ask other blogs, but hey! I'll answer!
I really don't feel comfortable with scat, vore, anything with minors, and I'll probably add more the more we go on!
my current favs are Rodimus, Jazz, TFA op, TFA blitzwing, Blurr, Soundwave, and Knockout!
it's a pleasure to join the valveplug community! :D
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i need prowl to be a pretty princess.
he already is, but being lovingly feminized by the constructicons would be good for him.
calling him good girl and princess as they stuff prowl from every end, food or otherwise.
when prowl cries because hes overwhelmed as longhaul pushes into him? theyre all cooing over him or teasing him and prowl is so horribly humiliated and really wet.
they get him a skirt
the skirt is ruined right after prowl puts it on
Rid Bumblebee's team deserves to face-fuck Sideswipe when they’re feeling stressed or want to have a good time with rid Sideswipe
Plus Rid Drift deserves to roughly fuck and spank Sideswipe whenever he wants to have a good time with Sideswipe
sorry never watched rid 😔
but this is literally all i need to know. based on what ive seen in rescue bots, that brat needs to be tamed. everyone should use sideswipe like a dildo or a free-use hole
https://www.tumblr.com/valvehuffer/783269982623629312/has-anyone-thought-of-jazztarantulas-hate-sex?source=share
This. This needs to be thing. Cuz i do have some thoughts about this. A very dark, dirty thoughts. Of Jazz experiencing the same fate as Prowl has endured. Watches Jazz’s belly bulge from all forced sticky interfacing. Poor guy is stuck on web? Or berth? With a large baby bump or belly full of eggs(?)
Ughhh. We seriously need more Whump JP fics where Jazz was the one who has his own spirit and body broken.
YES!!!!! jazz would look so pretty all filled with spider eggs
and itd be good for springer to have a sibling! <3
maybe tarantulas can make jazz and prowl scissor. its good for them!!
RID Sideswipe deserve some brat-taming sex and blowjobs from his teammates when he’s acting up towards them at least once a month
all i know of rid sideswipe is from what ive seen in rescue bots.
however, you are 100% right. i need him to suck strongarm off as his valve polishes grimlocks spike. bumblebee gets to spank him as team leader
in fact whenever someone new comes by bumblebee should make sideswipe get on his knees and greet them by presenting himself
optimus gets to spank sideswipe as well
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tarantulas in the cuck chair watching prowl get gang banged by the constructicons, jazz, and impactor
tarantulas then has to walk the walk of shame with his ovipos hanging out and still hard. so sad
Megatron and the cons winning deciding to keep autobots as consorts afterwards. Megatron keeping Optimus only for a new prime to show up and keeping Rodimus as well and him having a little collection of primes
do you think megatron has them fuck in front of him?
maybe he has optimus fuck rodimus, op whispering soft apologizes and prayers as all rodimus can do is take it
or maybe megatron fucks one of them, and makes the other watch, powerless to do anything??
hhhh megatron pressing rodimus and opti.us together when they're pregnant with his bastard children, making them scissor and whine
prowl getting fucked by cerebros, fort max, and red alert on luna-1 until he is leaking transfluid from every hole (including the eye hole btw)
that is all
thundercracker sobbing as he takes a spike that's too big for him. the culprit gently hushing him as they continue to push, his valve straining to take the huge length.
dratchlock time shenanigans
aka, deadlock gets mellowed out by being double stuffed by both ratchet and drift, while he gets to suck on ratchets tits, being their good boy
maybe at first he's feisty and especially tries to top, but he's at a disadvantage!
after all, drift and ratchet both know that deadlock just need some loving 😊
so they stuff deadlock with both food and transfluid until all he can do is be the sweetest boy
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT BONUS POLL #2 - 'MECHPREG'
From this suggestion here.
WHICH TRANSFORMERS CANDIDATE IS MOST MPREGABLE?
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Tarantulas (Transformers)
Soundwave (Transformers)
Knockout (Transformers)
Rodimus (Transformers)
Starscream (Transformers)
Optimus Prime (Transformers)
Shockwave (Transformers)
Blurr (Transformers)
Prowl (Transformers)
*This poll has no standing in the official competition, it is purely for the amusement of the Transformers fandom!
Propaganda Below Cut:
guys. . . get Prowl pregnant. let me spew more propaganda for prowl.
look at his waist.
he's all grumpy, so imagine him being a broody baby mama who's waddling around. imagine his boobs getting bigger to where they pop out of his chestplate.
fuck the police? well, let's do so.
and get the cop pregnant 🫡
Transformers Abortus Prime Preliminary Poll!
Which two characters go through?
Starscream
Rodimus Prime
Megatron
Prowl
Shockwave
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT:
guys please it's prowl. prowl would abort. he would have aborted Springer
gang. im in a skystar mood.
okay, so, it's their first time, right? skyfire goes to top, while starscream is on bottom, but they both soon realize that skyfire is just too big, either by hurting starscream in accident, or just not being able to fuck him at all.
skyfire is horribly upset by either, even more so if he accidentally hurt starscream!
but starscream is a bastard, who wants skyfire, and will have him.
and that, my friends, is when starscream sees a glimpse of that puffy, fat-lipped, absolutely gorgeous valve.
so, starscream goes for it.
turns out, skyfires voice can go really high when starscreams eating him out!!!! and since nobody really fucked skyfires valve before, he's squeaking and squealing on starscreams dick in no time!
seeker knots, or barbs, or something, y'know?
easy fix!
now, angst time, what if skyfire was carrying when he was trapped in the ice? either, the sparkling doesn't make it, or, it does, beyond all odds.
if it did live, ratchet helps skyfire out, and skyfire never gets to tell starscream. plus when starscream shot him, it could have killed the sparkling!!
however, imagine their faces when they find out who the sire is. :)
anyways, bottom skyfire supremacy! make that marshmallow of a robot cry.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
alright fordheads. time to lock the fuck in yet again
FORD SWEEP
FORD IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CHOICE. NOW COME ON NOW.
NO! NO!!
MEGATRON THE FAGGOTY FUMBLR IS FAR SUPERIOR!!
@smoked-salmon-official picked megatron because of you
Our influence spreads
GO my transformers fans GO
Actually fuck it I don’t even care if you like transformers bite Megatron right now I need a baby in him
Do it for your pal Kaz?
PREGATRON NEEDS TO WIN OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
yes holy shit
I better see everyone one of yall rebooting this and VOTE MEGATRON
Look at him look at those HIPS
The DOTM hatchlings?? Hello???
GET HIM PREGGERS… we got so many options soundwave starscream Optimus - ANYONE YOU WANT
transformers fans RISE UP we did it before we can do it again
Do it for your poor man whose gonna suffer through exams thinking about pregatron
RISE UPPPPPPPPPPPO
COME ON, WE HAVE LIKE 4 DAYS LEFT!
DECEPTICON BRETHREN, RISE UP FOR YOUR PREGNANT LEADER!
PLEASEEEE WE NEED MEGATRON TO GET PREGNANT HE IS LITERALLY THE ULTIMATE BREEDING GROUND
IM BEGGING YALL THST SEE THIS TO VOTE FOR HIMMM
EVERYONE. WE NEED TO SEE MEGATRON LACTATING AND PREGNANT.
LET HIM BE THE ULTIMATE BROODMARE.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
alright fordheads. time to lock the fuck in yet again
FORD SWEEP
FORD IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CHOICE. NOW COME ON NOW.
NO! NO!!
MEGATRON THE FAGGOTY FUMBLR IS FAR SUPERIOR!!
@smoked-salmon-official picked megatron because of you
Our influence spreads
GO my transformers fans GO
Actually fuck it I don’t even care if you like transformers bite Megatron right now I need a baby in him
Do it for your pal Kaz?
PREGATRON NEEDS TO WIN OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
yes holy shit
I better see everyone one of yall rebooting this and VOTE MEGATRON
Look at him look at those HIPS
The DOTM hatchlings?? Hello???
GET HIM PREGGERS… we got so many options soundwave starscream Optimus - ANYONE YOU WANT
transformers fans RISE UP we did it before we can do it again
Do it for your poor man whose gonna suffer through exams thinking about pregatron
RISE UPPPPPPPPPPPO
COME ON, WE HAVE LIKE 4 DAYS LEFT!
DECEPTICON BRETHREN, RISE UP FOR YOUR PREGNANT LEADER!
PLEASEEEE WE NEED MEGATRON TO GET PREGNANT HE IS LITERALLY THE ULTIMATE BREEDING GROUND
IM BEGGING YALL THST SEE THIS TO VOTE FOR HIMMM
EVERYONE. WE NEED TO SEE MEGATRON LACTATING AND PREGNANT.
LET HIM BE THE ULTIMATE BROODMARE.
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i need to be crushed in-between Airachnid and Arcee. I need to be double stuffed by them as they snap and bicker, while I'm too fucked out to notice.
also i need to eat one of them out while the other eats me out. maybe I'll get stuffed with eggs for Arcee to try to get out of me!
I need them both so badly.
