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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

a lot of stories are about the fantasy of someone going to find you when u disappear from a group function

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch