Since no one asked for more banter, I made even more!
Enjoy. Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Neve: You’re keeping Solas’s dagger?
Rook: Why, do you want it?
Neve: Absolutely not. Not after seeing what it can do.
Rook: I don’t love it either, but whatever it takes, right?
Neve: Right. But if you start glowing and moving rocks like Harding, make sure it’s not in my direction.
Lucanis: You don’t make requests for dinner as often as some of the others.
Rook: I’m not picky. I’ll eat whatever you put in front of me - unless it’s pickles. Or asparagus.
Lucanis: You don’t like asparagus?
Rook: I keep trying to like it, but don’t.
Lucanis: I sautéed some asparagus with dinner two nights ago and you ate it. Why didn’t you say anything?
Rook: Couldn’t exactly afford to be picky when I was a slave.
Lucanis: I’ll use broccoli instead next time.
Rook: Don’t worry about it, everyone else liked it.
Lucanis: You’re allowed to have choices, Rook.
Davrin: Your old name means “young halla.”
Rook: It’s a family name. My mother liked it.
Davrin: The Dalish typically give that name to the healers.
Rook: Must’ve missed the memo.
Davrin: Don’t sell yourself short. Killing blighted monstrosities is healing in its own sort of way.
Rook: Is that what you tell yourself?
Davrin: That and I like hunting and killing the damn things.
Davrin: Have you been sneaking treats to Assan again?
Rook: Are you gonna be mad at me if I say yes?
Emmrich: You’re truly not bothered by spirits?
Rook: I’m Rivaini, the Lords are used to spirits hanging around.
Emmrich: They really do have the most fascinating stories.
Rook: They’re fun too. One time, we were in the ruins of this old castle and the treasure was sealed behind a solid stone wall. We got a spirit of chaos to break down the whole thing.
Emmrich: How practical for chaos!
Rook: Well, turns out it was a load-bearing wall and the whole thing started to come down. He seemed happy, though.
Emmrich: Yes, I imagine he would be.
Harding: I’m doing dinner tonight. Any requests?
Rook: Harding, you’re my friend and I care about you so much. My only request is for someone else to be doing dinner tonight.
Harding: So I bought some new arrows.
Rook: Ooh, the exploding ones?
Harding: Yup! Wanna blow stuff up later?
Bellara: How did you meet Varric Tethras?
Rook: He and Harding were looking for Solas and got stuck with me along the way. I got…volunteered to help him after I killed a noble who double-crossed us.
Bellara: That’s still amazing, though! He must’ve had so many stories to tell! Did he ever share his writing process? Or what about his inspiration for Swords and Shields?
Rook: Usually, getting him to stop talking was the hard part.
Taash: A couple Lords are getting drinks at The Hilt later. You in?
Rook: Will Bharv be there?
Rook: He better be. He still owes me ten gold.
Rook: Pet-sitting, actually. I cleaned bird crap off of everything for three days.
Rook: His name is Finnegan. He’s an asshole.
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