Val🦢

wdym james franco made a tiktok account? what is going on

i hate my mother but i am my mother. saving my future children from generational trauma by not having them

i'm a fucking DUMBASS how tf do i stop code switching, a croatian lady yesterday must've thought i'm making fun of her accent FUCK I'M AN IDIOT

how do i hailey bieber myself into the life of a tiktok micro influencer second officer of a cargo ship who lives in long island when i live in fucking europe

life's all about balance, getting high in the morning and attending a ballet class in the evening

my favorite hobby is attending lectures while stoned. atp the professor just doesn't gaf, we talked about me potentially doing a phd lmao are u sure i'm the right person for that

going to sleep, i better wake up to bangaranga 1st place or imma be insufferable for the rest of the week

need to move to la and find the kind of influencer friends who keep saying we need to hang out but we never end up hanging out

bye gonna pretend the epilogue of icebreaker doesn't exist. just finished the book rn. i was so happy to see a character who doesn't want biological kids. "wow, no pregnancy propaganda," i said with joys. i was then shot 57 times when anastasia allen got accidentally knocked up and kept it despite having said she's not pushing nate's huge ass baby out. sorry but this epilogue makes no fucking sense to me, i'm just glad it didn't happen earlier

what do u mean it costs 10 fucking golds to edit my rdo character

fuck that. next guy i get involved with, i'm marrying. idc idc imma be engaged by the end of 2026, idc how many etsy spells it'll take.

why does she get to live this life when she was the one dragging me down, not the other way around. why did she get better after cutting me off as if i had been the bad influence. this is so fucking unfair

seeing my toxic ex-best friend apparently having a daughter and getting married (in that exact order) feels so humbling. bitch 4 years ago we were chasing emotionally unavailable men. why am i still stuck doing that and you managed to get a whole baby and a husband? well at least she gained weight

bye i clicked the link in the scam post (yeah it was a scam) they might hack me so ig if i start asking for money just know it ain't me. good fucking luck scamming anyone when i have like 15 followers and don't text any of them lmao