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i. hate. CURSES!!!!!!

yet you’re always on that cursed amulet

You claim to hate curses yet you are the bearer of many. Curious.

me and the wretched bitch i pulled by being the bringer of terror untold

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

hey so, we showed your wife the horrors, and- yeah. yeah she lost her mind and has a new character design to reflect her forever-changed perspective. sorry. yeah no she’s tormented now but at least she’s sexy about it

Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down