Am I Really Here

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

the scene in hellboy (2004) when hellboy is telling liz he wishes he could do something about "all of this" *gestures vaguely to his face* but all the while he is shirtless and utterly jacked is SO funny to me. real twilight "this is the skin of a KILLER BELLA"

"god babe sorry I'm huge and hot and red and jacked as all shit and only wear slutty black leather :(" -makenzie @batmanisagatewaydrug

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

me when its time for bed

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA