Cool Story, Bro. Write A Book About It.

Reminder that Rahul is a literal nuclear physicist

Everything is embarrassing literally everything is embarrassing

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get… You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

my exact feelings on this subject.

do you ever just want to flush yourself down the toilet because u realise u are a piece of shit

I remember when you came to me that one day, so upset because you thought you messed up. I tried assuring you that you were strong and life was just a bitch to you; which you didn’t deserve. But you didn’t let me comfort you, and now I’m wondering if that’s a good or bad thing. I loved you, I loved you more than anything. And some days I miss you more than others, I never really thought I’d love you this much I guess. And you’re never gonna know this bc you’re probably happy with someone else and my name hasn’t crossed your mind in months. I won’t forget you, I’ll always miss you; I just won’t talk about it anymore.