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Lake: ... If Aiden jumped off a cliff, would you?

James:

Lake: James!

James: Well- i mean- i-

James: It depends!

Lake: Don't jump off a cliff!

James: Well i wasn't planning on it!

Lake: But if Aiden jumped would you???

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That little elbow Nudge he does in Broadway Baby when he tells Tyler to " Take notes, Bro." ???

Look at this Nerd trying to relate to this Dumb Jock????

And, like, that's nothing compared to Jamaca Me Sweat, where he tells the Chris Is Old Joke??

Like, Look at That Face. That's The Face of Someone who's thinking "Please Think This Is Funny. Please Find Me Charming And Be My Friend. "

And like, he's even shown to genuinely care about Tyler??

Like look at how sincerely worried he is in I See London when he realized they left Tyler

A genuine Concern he Keeps once the Find out Tyler Got Took

Heather: I hate Harold sm he should disappear

Noah: Every time he talks to me I want to kms

Noah: I hate that stupid eel sm how can somebody be so arrogant

Heather: I know! I wish I could have thrown him in the volcano myself

Heather: Duncan is so annoying how can anyone like that jerk

Noah: He really has no redeeming qualities

Noah: I can't stand Justin he is so insufferable I hate him sm

Heather: He reminds me of the mannequins you see at the mall. He just stands there.

Heather: You know who I cannot stand? Pasty. She was so annoying in island

Noah: Wasn't she the new Heather?

Heather: She's not deserving of that title

Heather: Thoughts on Lindsiot?

Noah: Honestly I thought she was pretending to be dumb at first but she really is stupid

Heather: I'm still mad about the dare she gave me on island. I was robbed of the million!!

Noah: How about Lightning?

First of All:

The aleheather plot did not make sense. This is a good ship, I’m not saying it’s bad. But, the volcano scene kinda made it weird. Imagine your confessing to the “love of your life” but then they make you infertile, kick you down a volcano, and are the reason you’re in a robot suit/ traumatized. (Oh but Heather did what she had to do!) LOOK, I’m not saying she didn’t serve in that scene, I’m saying that the fact he was able to brush it off like it was nothing? It just isn’t realistic. Even if he is MADLY in love with her. But then they sacrifice Noah and don’t do anything with him and his unfinished rivalry with Alejandro??

Also I just want to mention the fact that these two would NOT work out after total drama. According to Marco Grazzini (Alejandro’s voice actor, TDWT):

Which I do agree with 😭 I do think that a relationship with 1 narcissist can work (let’s face it, one person in a relationship is more narcissistic than the other. Or not idk.) But if two people are the narcissists in the relationship, it can eventually lead to a break up. Now, you might be wondering why I’m talking about aleheather (understandable). I just wanted to make it clear that I don’t want the aleheather shippers attacking me and how they just don’t really make sense to me as well. And also I don’t want people saying “BUT ALEHEATHER IS SUP-“ stop. (But wait! Shouldn’t you talk about Nemma then?) I’ll get there dw.

Second of All:

Alejandro and Noah had SO MANY weird interactions. No joke. I know a lot of people like to say they didn’t, but trust me, they did. And here’s some proof:

THIS IS NOT A NORMAL LOOK PEOPLE. Honestly, that look on Noah’s face kind of reminds me of som..oh right that’s the exact way he looks at Emma (AKA HIS CANON GIRLFRIEND) this entire interaction was out of nowhere. (Oh but what about the fact that this scene is probably showing how shady Alejandro is) well, every single time a scene like this happens with any other character, we usually get a confessional of Alejandro trash talking them. But did we get that confessional for this scene? In fact, did Alejandro ever directly talk about Noah? NO. NOT EVEN ONCE. Even during London, Alejandro never said one single thing bad about him.

OK SHORT ONE:

The fact that Alejandro mocked Lindsay with NOAH. Alejandro throughout this show has had a fake persona, but then this little comment kind of proved that Alejandro can be himself around Noah. They’re kind of like the same person after all. (I mean that in a “judgy” sense.)

I also want to point out that every challenge (except for London) and every occasion, these two are always next to each other. ALWAYS. They’re always close, they’re always giving each other looks, and tbh it makes so much sense. These two are really the only “sane” ones on team Chris. (Sami, are you SURE they’re always giving each other weird looks?Like-) Child here’s the lil collection:

London 🇬🇧 ☕️:

London was probably the most scripted episode EVER. The entire plot for Alejandro and Noah was so bad, it came out of nowhere. (But Sami, Noah didn’t trust Alejandro in ep 7! Don’t you remember?) ofc I remember Susie. It’s just, after ep 7, nothing was done. Like Noah hates Alejandro. That’s it. Then he bad mouths him in ep 13, Noah’s voted out. A lot more could’ve been done but the writers kill off Noah so more drama can start. After all, Noah’s just a side character, right?

THIS. LOOK.

This exact look is hurt. Pain. And any other dramatic thing I can think of. This entire scene just shows how much he trusted him. It’s like, when someone you truly care about, who you trust, backstabs you. They TRULY had something. (But Sami-) Before you even say “he was probably acting” lemme just show you something:

Right when Noah was abt to jump out the plane, he had a shocked look on his face, then realizes the cameras are on him, and quickly changes into a smirk. HE. WAS. NOT. ACTING. He was HURT. And the wasted potential for the rivalry they could’ve had also hurts. But of course, since this was 2010, there wasn’t any lgbtq couples allowed on CN at all ☹️.

FINALLY:

As much as I do love this ship I think that these two will never see the light of day. (Scratch that, they’re def never seeing the light of day.) These two are both in canon relationships, one of which I actually love! #multishipper. Nemma honestly doesn’t have any flaws and there’s really no reason to destroy a pretty sweet relationship. However, during TDWT I’d like to argue the fact that if CN wasn’t homophobic at the time and neither was fresh tv, then these two would’ve definitely been something. It was like fresh tv was trying to give us clues lol. And if the TD writers would’ve let Alejandro and Noah have a rivalry, then there would’ve been a lot more evidence of why these two should be canon.

We don't ship it because of interactions we ship it because their personalities match or because of a ship dynamic we like or in general we think they would go together really nice, they have same sense of fashion or something. Just please fuck off if your gonna say something like they never interacted.