the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

my favorite thing to do is not talk

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

This is BONECHILLING

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

it’s not a genuine ugly christmas sweater unless some old church lady once bought or made it thinking it was a beautiful christmas sweater. mass-produced ugly christmas sweaters? they have no power. they are weak. it is the wholesome love of the old granny sunday school teachers who originally wore the Ugly Christmas Sweater that imbues it with its Christmas Cheer… keep this in mind, friends, don’t be swindled by False Prophets.

Let he who has eyes see.

*2011 🥴

Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under $20k.

This instantly put me in a better mood.