Live Fast Drop Dead

We only have computer viruses because people are assholes.

In 100 years time a kid will ask their parents why the microsoft save icon, looks the way it does, and the parents wont be able to answer.

Monday the 13th might be scarier than Friday the 13

For a generation that claims they always want to die, millennials sure don’t smoke as much as they could.

Mint is just a cold spicy.

The Daily Prophet in Harry Potter had GIFs before GIFs were cool

Army Barbers get paid to shave their Privates

Driving is basically you relying on other people not to be stupid, and other people relying on you not to be stupid.

AKA is also known as also known as.

It’s weird to think that everyone’s hair and nails are slowly oozing out of them at all times.