(based on my experiences meeting different armys)

Seokjin Stans: Can I call you all soccer moms with a dark side?..well I will. Most caring fans - will most likely go outta their way to make sure your happy, will share their things with you and will ALWAYS make sure your well fed. But once they get past talking about how much of a princess their jinie is, they will be hardcore debating how dominate Jin would be in bed, and how he would put those shoulders to use. Also probably were once namjoon biased but switched which boyfriend they biased at one point(most likey due to seeing seokjin on AHL cause well..yeah;)

Yoongi Stans: Don't you DARE cross them cause they can cut you down - really tough when it comes to standing up for what is right and for their friends - like they can handle their own in a fight(DO NOT ATTEMPT MEETING THEM IN THE PIT!) but actually are the nicest people once you get to know them (please approach and become friends with a yoongi stan - ignore the resting bitch face - THEY ARE LITERAL ANGELS). They are gifted by the god of sarcasm.

Hoseok Stans: THEY SHIT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR ASS/MOUTH/EYES/EARS - really thats the best description its literally matches every hobi stan I have ever met(and if they don't shit and puke rainbows while riding an unicorn they are probably jungkook stans). Extremly nice and open. But a waterfall couldn't quench their thirst - for hobi's ass/thighs/smile/abs/selfies while in america/.

Namjoon Stans: BABY PROFF EVERYTHING PROTECT YOUR VALUABLES ! and carry extra badges for us(yes i'm a namjoon stan). They may not seem it cause they all tend to be klutzes and they probably come across like a young children that you wanna protect - but they are probably the most dirty minded out of all the stans (like namjoon stans discuss namjoons "automatic dick" like they're discussing the weather, but they're all extremely pure hearted children/and how those two opposite exist in the same personality i do not know/. Actually brilliant and extremely witty individuals. Best way I think I can describe Namjoon stans are; Awkward Artistic Individuals. Usually both extremely proud and low-key embarrassed by namjoon at the same time.

Jimin stans: OH DEAR GOD ALL THESE CHILDREN NEED COUNSELING - IF A WATERFALL CAN'T QUENCH HOBI STANS THIST THE ENTIRE MASS OF THE WORLDS OCEANS COULDN'T QUENCH A JIMIN STANS THIRST. THIGHS, ASS, ABS, SMILE, TOUNGE, CUTENESS, ARM GUNS, DID I MENTION ASS??? they drool over this boy 29/7(i didn't typo that, they have created extra hours to drool over this boy). They are the sweetest cinnamon rolls with the hormones of a teenage boy going through puberty with exploding ovaries all over the place. Jimin protection squad is strong - DO NOT screw with a jimin stan - DO NOT interfere when jimin stans are fighting each other (its scary).

Taehyung stans: Maybe the scariest out of all the fans - possession issues over tae are a high possibility. Other then that they are extremely fun and say shit that will at first shock the hell outta you(cause they look like like cute muffin babies)but will make you crack up laughing - not cause they are trying to crack a joke but them just being them and the shit they say is downright hilarious. Mood makers, every group of friends need a tae stan.