Stuff about skulboi, valgal, and the rest of the magi-gang

They called them the Dead Men because they went on suicide missions and always came back alive.

Saracen: Don't make me laugh, Vex. You want to hit this so hard.

Ghastly: He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes. I know. Hell, you think I don't want to burn the whole world right now? I'm just trying to be a responsible adult.

Wish me luck.

- Saracen and Tanith dancing together just to make Ghastly jealous - It is easily forgiven when Tanith gives him a sweet kiss right afterwards - Ghastly’s little grin disappears when Saracen calls out “Now it’s my turn!” - Skulduggery and Valkyrie would make the cutest dancing pair ever i mean he would sweep her around so confidently and wildly just to make her laugh but he would always catch her securely it would be heart-warming and fantastic - Dexter is a dancing genius - Him and Tanith would do a perfectly in sync performance of the Breakfast Club dancing scenes - Dexter and Valkyrie have a slightly alcohol induced dance battle that ends with a broken table - Ghastly and Tanith slow dancing to True by Spandau Ballett i mean  - Valkyrie and Ghastly surprise everyone with a pretty cool Swing performance - Skulduggery’s and China’s dramatic Tango can not even be made fun of - it’s breath taking - The song that makes Valkyrie go crazy on the dance floor is Rock’n Roll Gypsy by Helen Schneider - Militsa is shy at first but Valkyrie’s strong arms make her feel safe - Fletcher doesn’t know the definition of rhythm - He almost breaks his leg(s) - Anton doesn’t dance anymore since Larrikin died - he used to bring about the most hardcore dance battles among The Dead Men and it’s just not the same without him - dancing makes Anton nostalgic  i hurt myself - Dexter eventually hauls Saracen on the dance floor and they do a highly amusing 18th century dance that is very Jane Austen like but it’s obvious that there’s more going on between them than entertainment for the others during this - Gracious and Donegan don’t really feel comfortable until someone decides to play Nirvana  - They knock each other out during their head banging session

Okay but imagine Valkyrie having the backscreen of her phone/laptop changing really frequently of selfies of her with a bunch of random men and most people think she's a player but really its just Skulduggery with his façade

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

pls.

srry srry

almost done with the first book *:.｡. .｡.:*･ ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

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