Moonwalkin'

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

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