Vague Dictionary

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Abash: Feeling pretty pleased with yourself? I wouldn't if I was you...

Abase: my base is bigger than your base

Abandon: 1: when you say you'll go back to the gym/house/place next week but always (not so) conveniently "forget" 2: when you're at a festival and you can hear someone playing, but you're not sure who. E.g. "hurry up, there's abandon!"

Abacus: Bars with balls on them. The Greeks used to use them to do complex maths, now we just give them to kids to knock about a bit.

Aaron's rod: R-really? This is in the dictionary? Wow.

Aaron's beard: this is actually in the dictionary. Some kind of plant, apparently.

Aargh: noise people make when they tread on a bit of Lego. Usually followed by choice expletives.

Aardwolf: Not made up. Looks nothing like a wolf, either. Its latin name means "provided with a comb", which makes one wonder who is handing out combs to wild animals. Eats termites in Africa at night.

Aardvark: An animal. Looks kind of like an anteater, and eats ants, but not an anteater. Not to be confused with armadillos. They live outside, and have their own cucumber.

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