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relatable pet owner feel

So if a nigga offered you $100 right now for a booty hole nude you’d turn it down? And I’m so serious no disrespect.

You crazy as fuck

just read about this absolutely adorable lesbian proposal story on buzzfeed. and basically one girl told her mom “oh i want to propose to my gf when we’re visiting yall next month! during pictionary!” and the mom was like “yeah cool great we can work with that!”

my favorite part of the article (besides the video) is this quote from the mom: "When in the universe will there ever be two lesbians that want to propose at the same time, the same day, the same place, and the same way? I have to get it right.” i mean she was basically like “it is my responsibility to the LGBTQ community to make this the cutest shit ever” and she followed through like a champion

Basically the same situation with us, but replace the mom with my sister as the head planner and schemer for both of us. Can’t trust my own blood ever again for stringing me along…

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row