Not Funny

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

#doing much better now

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem