A Simple Leech

This but it’s your computer praising you for jerking off in front of it

I was talking with HR today, they say I’ve been coming in too often to work. I thought it was an overtime issue, but they said I don’t clock in on my days off, which is true I don’t. If I don’t stop they may put me on mandated paid leave. Isn’t that what most companies want? Dedicated workers? Anyways, I might nestle near one of your panels. I need some pressure around me, hoping your wires do the trick.

It isn’t about the money. It’s about spending time with someone I care about. You don’t expect pay from being with good company do you? I’ll be as gentle as possible when I crawl in. You don’t have to return that favor.

Can you feel pain as a human would? Hypothetically if someone unplugged one of your wires would it hurt?

"I have noticed an uptick in interaction which is lovely! But... More people seeing me in all my perfection is always a good thing-"