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work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

after trying the mechanical bull, Jeremy catches the way Jean’s gaze lingers on him after he manages the winning ride. later that evening, as they wander through the amusement park with the others, Jeremy leans close enough for his breath to brush Jean’s ear and murmurs, “I can do that again for you tonight.” Jean spends the rest of the evening doing everything in his power not to give himself away, trying to hide the hungry, hopelessly distracted look in his eyes. It doesn’t help that the only image his mind insists on replaying is Jeremy straddling him later that night.

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

sorry sir that is yassified information

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

i really felt it in my soul when adam parrish acknowledged ronan’s interest in him for the first time by saying that the satisfaction he got from it was selfish.

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over