Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Who the hell carried around their gamecube

that’s hot

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

Decided to finally visit my school's mental health clinic about my depression and they prescribed me a cathartic sword duel against this girl with pink hair. I asked if I'd need insurance to help pay for the sword and they said not to worry about it.

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app