Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

Catculating.

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

love when i see something for me #mebait