everything wrong with megamind: nothing

when you were a kid what kinds of everyday things did you associate with rich ppl?? for me it was refrigerators with ice makers in the door

HAPPY FLATWORM NEW YEAR

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

this post just gets worse and worse

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons