mine the crafts

Happy Ghast

i have been tagging wild wolves so they never disappear

Mooshroom stimboard!!

the way people crouch and do little bounces/bows to say hello, i’m friendly! the way they punch as a substitute for pointing or waving hello. the slow pulling out of weapon as a threat, quickly removing armor to show you are peaceful. sticking little signs in the ground and writing messages. the way people‘s avatars go still when they are thinking, or laughing so much their hands came off the keyboard. square eye contact. jumping, spinning, bobbing your head to music. punching your friend jokingly.

half of it is human perception but the other half is ways of communication we created ourselves, because people just are like that. they express themselves.

blocking??? there are so many different meanings when you’re blocking!!! sneaking while blocking is a sign of surrender!! (i’d fucking know) while just blocking at someone is normally a taunt!!! and then bouncing at someone while doing that old school block with your sword??? friendly!!! how did we come up with this??? idk!!!!!

spinning!!! you’ve ever been on a server and just see someone start fucking spazzing??? and how you instantly, without question, spin with them???? its so sweet!!!! omg!!!!

this ones weirder, but i love love LOVE watching people scroll thru their hotbar,, looking for that one important item they need,,, scroll little buddy!!!!

sneaking is so. its so good. op already brought this up but ACK!! sneaking at someone random only for them to start bouncing and sneaking back!!!!!! aWA!!! and snuggles!!!! with animals too!!!

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE SHAKE THEIR HEAD YES AND NO AND SHIT???? PERFECTION!!!!!!! LITERALLY PERFECT!!!

i know shifting’s been mentioned a lot, but 2 people shifting and slowly moving towards each other like a hug

standing in front of an afk buddy waiting for them to come back and see ur face filling their entire screen

“pointing” to things by looking between the thing and person you’re trying to direct and furiously left clicking 

s l o w l y turning your head to look someone in the eyes.. shaking your head “no” to get someone to stop attacking you

wasps

mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones

a biome that is just a parking lot

villagers can say fuck

scurvy

all blocks are infested

slime armor

ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block

climate change

in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty

asbestos

creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers

some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat

dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck

Long Cows

the wrath of a god that will not forgive you

Send me a number and I’ll write my response in standard galactic (write, not type!)

name

url

fav hermit(s)

OC’s name

fav peaceful mob

fav hostile mob]

hermit’s name (asker’s choice)

birth month

my pronouns

song title

last food I ate

fav drink

fav colour

my youtube channel

rec a fic

fav word

fav holiday

fav hermit persona

fav block

ideal job