Utah's Least Optimized Teapot

Idk why but this is giving off pitcher plant vibes and I find that absolutly fascinating and honestly a pitcher plant affini is probably in my top 3 affinni's I'd wanna be domesticated by....

You might be a floret if: 1. You run slower than I do. 2. I know where you live. 3. You look cute when you sleep <3

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Just had the thought "who could possibly want to be comforted while upset?" and was like ohhhh right something is wrong with me! Anyway, does anyone who can't imagine being touched while distressed want to get abducted and beaten until you accept my comforting hands no matter how much you hate or fear it because you have no other choice?

Taking someone who thinks they can't be trained and turning them into a beaten, reprogrammed animal who begs for my touch. Someone who freezes at closeness, who panics or lashes out or recoils in disgust. Someone whose skin crawls at thought of warmth, another body pressing against them, gentle and loving. That person will become my ideal pet once they've been shattered enough times to learn that my gentleness is far better accepted than resisted. And then their mind can melt away, becoming nothing more than a broken toy who whimpers and cries and begs for me. You'll love it eventually, even if I have to destroy you first.

Hey so like I flinch and sometimes get panic attacks whenever someone touches me, where do I sign up for this would love to be trained out of it especially in that way dhbdjdfhfbdhdvdhdvdh.

can i interrogate you?

can i interrogate you?

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)