It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin

Not... The megatron

Four score and seven beers ago

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

let’s do this

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

Is it bad that I immediately recognised this as a scene from spongebob?

met a dumb ass today, awful

You looked in a mirror?

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

this show so stupid lmao

Why this sound exactly like an episode of kitchen nightmares?¿

I can hear this gif

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

sometimes i wonder if anyone on tumblr is a real cowboy or if yall are just messin

Yeehaw~ 🤠

holy shit