i did not start out a bad person

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

Certified death of library paste man post

i swear my consequences dont even have actions

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

i mean i want something sexually normal haha

can the two mormon rp blogs having a conversation in the tags of this post take it to dms please and thank you

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

it was really awkward and the movie was NOT good 😔

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

women get hotter the weirder and more disgusting their kinks are

Turn the music down please. I need to say something. I just wanted to say they sang this on glee