LEAVE THIS FANTASY WORLD.

yes my turtles, i reached 1k a few days ago!!!  now this is seriously exciting for me because out of my 3 years of rping, i’ve literally never stuck with a muse this long, this far, even when i’ve been so close. i’ve had wirt for 8 months now, & for the months i’ve actually been here, its been amazing. i love otgw & wirt so much, i don’t think i’ve EVER been this deeply affected by a show/etc. before; i literally rewatch it every week & i fall in love with the show everytime. & i’m just so grateful i have the chance to write a character i love so much & share it with other great writers. thank you to everyone who have dealt with us since the beginning, even through my “little” winter hiatus, and to the new rpers i got to return to. my apologies if i forgot anyone, i’ll be blaming my memory, & i’ll be listing some people who are no longer active.

                                      𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓉𝑔𝓌 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓌

          @plcnnus  🐢  @rxnging  🐢  @perignotus  🐢  @thirios  🐢  @spltflre

                                       𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌𝓃

           @bupagentkent​ 🍂 @ectoplasmiic 🍂 @effortgiven 🍂 @foronceimactuallyinnocent                   @insoltia 🍂 @mortiiest 🍂 @optimistiics 🍂  @reflesque​ 🍂 @stanfordisms                                              @ursabranded 🍂 @wardenjail 🍂 @wypdq

                                           𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓊𝒹 𝒸𝒾𝓉𝓎

So you know how Bill was able to rearrange Preston Northwest’s face and how he deconstructed Ford’s body at the atomic level and rebuilt it at the other side of the room?

Well, after reading this horrifying post that explains just what effects a 500 volt shock would have on Ford’s body, I got to thinking of just how in the world the man managed to still stay alive and coherent - let alone able to stand and function relatively normally - by the time the Resistance staged their rescue mission. Adrenaline can only do so much after a certain point. Ford had to go through literal days of torture (building the Mystery Shack robot did not take mere hours, after all), and lbrh, this is Bill we’re talking about here. I’m sure he could get very creative when he put his mind to it. Being zapped with electricity was probably the least of Ford’s problems during that time.

So the more I think about it, the more I find it extremely plausible that any time Ford’s body was just about ready to give out and shut down from the sheer amount of damage it had taken… Bill just took a moment to patch up the worst of it and started right back in on him again. Heck, I’m sure he was powerful enough at that point to even resuscitate Ford if he wanted to. So even if he did end up dying, Bill could just bring him back like nothing ever happened.

*Poses awkwardly* ta daaa

Whipped this up awfully quickly to celebrate the end of Gravity Falls. I should be taking bets for how long it takes Dipper to fiddle with the stone Bill in the woods  and accidentally unleash hell. You can never escape him Dipper YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE

But I’m a huge sucker for forgiveness/redemption, so here’s my spin.

FOOLISH BOY. Your wooden sword and shield would have no match to a real one. Thinking you are the HERO and he is the DRAGON that must slay. For this is all FUN AND GAMES in your head. When will reality set in, FOOLISH BOY? When will you learn not play? That in his world,

                     THERE ARE NO ROOM FOR HEROS