jen✧*。

You people love vampires so much but groan about how it gets dark so early now. Think about how w- they feel for a change

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

He'd say im gonna edraculate

has anyone here heard of vampires i love vampires

pain is temporary gay vampires are forever (literally)

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

there's no way i'm just now finding out about this

i find it really fucking funny that i'm vampirekin and just. fucking love garlic. like This Is Going To Kill Me? Oh Well