Urgent: MISSING

The all office email is notorious for containing shit you don’t care about. I’m probably not going to tidy my desk for a client walk around, or attend your team building initiative - especially if it interrupts my lunchtime binging of Tasty videos. But there is one kind of all office email that genuinely brings me joy. The “my stuff is missing” kind. These emails usually feature an image of the object, or a detailed history about how their dead grandma left them a biro and they need it back to remember her. The ones that mark the message as high importance are some of my personal favourites. So here it is. An ode to the all-office-urgent-missing emails. Please submit your own to [email protected] so my amusement can stretch beyond the four walls of my office. I’ll even treat them with my award winning design work so your colleagues can remain anonymous…