I collect the kisses, you could be my keepsake

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

i wish I could suck the estrogen from someone like a vampire why can't I do that

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

I always find it so odd how often people conflate "normal sized person x 2 in tall person" and "200 ft tall person x normal sized person" because the vibes are entirely different. A giant person is bigger than building stuff and that comes with all kinds of logistical issues that I do not care for, but that'll often gets tagged the same as art with a tiny person, which is just like having a pet fairy or a living doll or something. Entirely different scenarios, idk why they get melded together. Do people just only care for the size difference? Can people not differentiate between hiking through a jungle (normal flower field) or wasteland (partner's bedroom), and like, a godzilla sized person kicking down skyscrapers?

The source of the problem you people are talking about is letting any old chucklefuck tag things and letting them edit the tags, e621 is a prime example of that problem

I hate how predator hunting YouTube calls child predators “preds.” Stop appropriating vore culture

weaselly but seductive and charismatic wet creature locating the nearest Big Brutal Killing Machine and deciding that surely they can beguile Big Brutal Killing Machine. wow. beautiful. no notes.

like if a cat caught sight of a coyote in the woods and decided to roll over and purr, something of a “fawn” instead of any sort of fight, flight, or freeze