moenguished

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience