most indubitably

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

...Um.

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

My new and extraordinarily niche writing project is a fic for every episode of House, M.D. (2004).These fics will narrate the malpractice lawsuit(s) following the events of each episode. I’m calling the series Court-House and I will not be accepting criticism on that point

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

daydreaming about the controversial statements i would make as a moderately famous musician during interviews with pitchfork