COME THRU

It’s way worse at the community college, at least there must be like… normal college students where you go. Mine is just full of men who think they’re cats.

I guess. Community college sounds fun!!

I really love bin day.

Like...trash collection?

Well, not legally, but I’ve seen plenty a penis by that water. Not intentionally either.

I've been fortunate enough not to have seen in any stranger's genitalia, though I wouldn't mind some breast action...

I’m just saying…

Do you tell these things to everyone you meet?

Oh, but it’s good to have the knowledge. I feel like buff guys spend too much time concentrating on the gym and all. But Tristan, he doesn’t really do much but please me. So it’s kinda like he lives for it, you know? I swear, every time he goes down on me, it just gets better and better.

I really didn't need to know any of that. Honestly. Please stop. 

What, I’m serious… My boyfriend is incredible. He’s built where it counts, you know?

An answer to a question I didn't ask....

Best sex I’ve ever had.

Good for you.

I don’t know, I mean… skinny saves me the suffocation in bed and all that.

Yeah but does it give you the satisfaction?

Oh, nothing, I mean… good for you and your… arms… it’s just such a Laguna thing to say. Like it’s something I hear my brother or like… Harrison Arcayos singing in the bathroom.

Haha, well I guess I really did move to the right town then, huh? Beats the alternate scrawniness...is that a word? You get what I mean.

Yeah… but still…

What's wrong with being proud of a body you worked for?

… Are you for real?

Yeah? Wait, no. Those are lyrics. 

I don’t know, I don’t see her that much, go ask her or the weird dude she lives with or something. I have 4 sisters. And a metrosexual brother, so technically I have 5 sisters.

More Samford girls, huh? Nice. What's your brother like? He play any sports? 

I don’t know, which one?

Billie. Wait, you have more than one?