hand on my heart. hand on my stupid heart.

god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

just remembered i said words out loud that one time. its so fucking over for me

why did no one stop me.....

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet