Cinder's Lair - A Paradox for the Digital Age

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

vintage story is standalone terrafirmacraft. hytale is standalone hexxit. One day someone will make a game based on Gregtech and it will be the least playable video game of all time

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

change my nickname in the princess group chat at once. the hermetically sealed ampule of blood pendant is a nice and normal token of affection for a maid or knight. im not a "gay little vamprincess" you all know my elemental affinity is light

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

Do you ever see people you know being friends/socializing with each other and think Damn. They're probably having so much fun and interesting conversations. Sadly I can't join them due to not being ensouled

okay so i technically didn’t mean to cast the ‘spell that turns you into a wind-up doll’ on you but everyone kinda agrees that you’re a lot cuter this way so i think i’m just gonna leave things as is.