yo that's my dad

which tolkien character has the fattest ass

I mean they’re outta line but they’re right…..

I said what I said

yeah i would pay money for this post

7. you

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

Hmm..

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

if you hate winter you havent found the right winter coat yet. a good winter coat will change everything

anyone who disagrees has the wrong coat, it’s very sad. but personally i have a nice coat and a little hat and nothing bothers me

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

THE LITTLE MAN IS CHUFFED!!!!!!

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time