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‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

LET’S GO

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

* spends 10949302 hours thinking about reinventing myself *

spends a fraction of that time actually doing it

It’s cool. I don’t like me either.

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

Me, after I get a 73 on whatever it is: what the fuck